Sarcastically Cynical Sally

Sarcastically Cynical Sally spends time watching endless movies with her boyfriend Moviegoer Grim. She enjoys keeping a running commentary on how she would do it so much better but doesn’t actually want to put in the effort. She has a mouth that could get her into trouble, a heart just as cynical, but every now and then you will see her shed a tear over a movie. Whether it’s because it touched a place inside her, deep, deep, deep inside her, or it really is that bad, no one will ever know.