The Untrained Human

    The human held him and grinned idiotically.
     -You should've bought me fish - muttered Purr.
    Nothing changed.
    I think it's time to buy a human handling guide - he sighed and started squirming resignedly, wagging his tail in displeasure.
     - How about you let me loose?
     - Ti, ti, ti, my kitty dear - answered the human.
    Humans are idiots - he thought. - They can't meow with understanding….
     - Listen you - he hissed. - I am in charge here! I am the king! Although I have queen-like possibilities.
    Human, not minding the warning, hugged him.
     - Meow and mate! - He scratched her, and then she let him go.