This week is the finale of "Dancing With Bones"as our two remaining stars each battle for a win.The contestants, Distal Phalanges and Pectoral Girdlehave worked hard, are looking match-ready and thin.Distal Phalanges says he's had a rattling good time,Ms Girdle boasts she now feels incredibly on-point,Though agree, it depends on which dance they havewhether it goes really badly, or they rock the joint.The moment arrives, we find Distal has the Sambaalways a difficult dance for those male participants.

There's intricate footwork and rapid hip movementso, expect to hear some of Distal's infamous rants.We come to Pectoral's dance, the Argentine Tangodisplaying a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

Pectoral usually sings Country, in a T and torn jeans,but thanks to make-up and wardrobe, she looks on fire.Distal's first, and disaster strikes, he's stilted, out of step.Next, Pectoral, lithe and luscious, explodes on our screenShe interacts and twines around her partner, sleek Patel,the audience goes wild for the easiest win we've ever seen.

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