10010110 became super excited
But then he discovered
He wasn't invited

Barred from attending
A Dark Myth group gathering
On the eve of the 150th issue's ascending

The guestlist said "No Gremlins" you see
Thought 10010110
"That cannot possibly mean me."

A milestone that simply had to leave its mark
So, 10010110 hitched a ride in Myth Master's taser
Simply a laughable lark

Such a fatal faux pas
As the gigantic cake was wheeled out
It turned into a creamy mon-star

That taser got an upgrade
A tiny gremlin tweak
Its working switched from zapper to animation grenade

With candles lit, a glowing ride
Tried eating all the guests
Poor old Tim stuck inside
So that's the tale, the reason why
There ended up being no cake
And Tim has become shy

And throughout all the chaos there was a terrible roar
Our resident Myth Master
Laughing on the floor

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