I'm smiling as I write this because you're one of the best creations ever. And, I salute whoever came up with you — at least, your milk chocolate version, because that's my favorite.

Not only are you a yummy addition to cakes, cookies and other desserts, which are great with meals, but even without them, you're totally amazing by yourself. Every bite I take explodes into a bouquet of indescribable sensations within my mouth.

But, even more than that, I've come to realize how soothing you are. No matter how stressed, worn out, or just plain old done I am, you provide me with immediate emotional relief. It's always been that way, and no one will ever convince me that you're not healthy and medicinal.

Some people call themselves chocoholics and talk about their lack of self control, binges, or weight gain, but those things aren't important to me right now. I do sometimes eat more of you than I intend to, but who doesn't?

Overall, I'm truly grateful you exist and I love you. I know that's a strong sentiment but nothing describes how I feel better than the word 'love.' You've always been there for me, and I know you'll continue to be.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Your loyal fan, Trudy Newman

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