The flying saucer crashed near a rarely used road.

Confused aliens got out of the vehicle.

"What's the emergency number?"

"112."

"Do we have an Earth communicator?"

"Unfortunately…"

Luckily, seeing smoke, a passing truck driver stopped, but as soon as he saw the aliens, he fled.

"I don't understand" one alien scratched his head. "They're Internet is so full of nudity, and as soon as he saw us naked, he ran away screaming."

"I think we'd better walk to the nearest store and call for help from there. I promised my great-grandmother that I would buy some onions, and sausages."

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