The World of Myth Magazine

I am a robot assassin.
I was made for one purpose only.
I don't sweep floors.
I don't do windows.
I .am programmed to expfo.de
when DNA on file
matches with whomever
I come in contact.
I can blow presidents to smithereens
or rebel leaders or opposition politicians.
I'm not fussy.
I'll even do away
with rude store clerks
or wayward husbands.
You can order me
from the outlaw site Zimraw.com.
I'll arrive at your door
within the day,
wrapped in plain paper
with a "Robo-Maid" logo.
But I repeat,
I am a robot assassin
not some kind of
digitalized servant.
I don't sweep floors.
I don't do windows.
But someone has to
when I'm through.

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