The Weirdest Podcast Ever
By: Peggy Gerber

Maggie shuffled into the kitchen and poured herself a cup of coffee. She looked at her husband and muttered, "Honey, I just had the weirdest dream. Can I tell you about it?"

Zach put down his newspaper and smiled excitedly, "Go ahead Mags. I love hearing your crazy dreams."

Maggie groaned, "Well this one was a doozy. I dreamt I was invited to do a podcast to promote my new book and the podcaster opened up the program with a crazy, maniacal laugh. It was super creepy. He moaned "Welcome to the podcast, Mwahahahahaha, Eehehehehehe."

Zach laughed so hard at Maggie's rendition of an evil laugh that coffee began spurting out his nose. After a brief coughing fit, he asked his wife to keep going.

Maggie scowled "It's not funny Zach. Anyway," she continued, "The podcaster began asking me all sorts of bizarre questions in this creepy spine-chilling voice. Like he asked how I wanted to die. Obviously, I answered that I wanted to die while saving the world, who wouldn't, but even so, it was pretty strange. Next came questions about horror movies and who my favorite super villain is. I couldn't answer Zach. I don't have a favorite super villain. I'm a lover, not a fighter."

Zach held up his hands and snickered, "Mags, that wasn't a dream. It really happened. You were interviewed by the Myth Master yesterday"

Maggie furrowed her brows, "Oh yeah. It really did happen. It was just so wacky I thought it might be a dream. Now that I think about it, I actually had a lot of fun."

Zach chuckled, "When is it going to be available?

"I think sometime in June. There will probably be a link in The World of Myth Magazine."

"Well, I can't wait to hear it," said Zach. Then he turned to his wife and screeched, "Mwahahahahaha."

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