Be Kind to Droids
By: Corinne Pollard
Not everyone is kind to the droids driving the buses.
A perfect example is ahead of me in the queue. A Bulboozer from the planet Bulb, with leaking suckers and a mustard-yellow, bloodshot eye, bitches in clicks and clacks. She keeps attempting to insert her bus ticket to my annoyance. Every rejection pops another sucker, boiling and pulsating.
The droid sighs metallically and turns off his circuit. My gut clenches.
Catastrophic consequence rains down on everyone. The Bulboozer's sour and gangrene leakage of her tormenting parasite bites into my clothes.
The droid switches on its wipers as I enter naked.
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