Don't Don't Push the Canadian!
By: Stephanie J. Bardy
The news buzzed with the story. Florida news never seemed to disappoint. This time a small Canadian woman had finally snapped. When the police arrived, she was sitting on the stoop hugging her legs. She had called the police herself.
The headlines the next morning read: Canadian Daughter snaps. Runs over Snowbird Mother. The article said that a motorized Walmart cart was the weapon of choice. It seems the woman drove to the Walmart, stole the cart, drove it home and cornered her mother in the garage.
When officers arrived all she kept muttering was…
"Reach it your damn self!"
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