High-Capacity Assault Unicorn
By: David K. Montoya

Little Bonnie stared at her brother as they stood in the heart of the zoo.

"You said there were unicorns here," Bonnie grumbled. "Where are they."

"They're right there over by the hippos," Derek said and patted his little sister on the head.

"Where?" Bonnie growled.

"Right there," Derek pointed. "Don't you see them?"

"All I see are the Rhinos," Bonnie replied with frustration in her words.

"Rhinos? My dear sister, those aren't Rhino," Derek explained. "Those are unicorns."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah, those are the High-Capacity Assault Unicorn," Derek revealed.

"Moron." Bonnie said with thoughts of possible murder in the future.

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